Why would anyone want to memorize a hundred dates???

Who cares about what happened 3000 yeas ago and what battles were fought to gain which country?

Who doesnt love a good equation?

Then let's talk them to death:

Finally, lets write a paper about a book I didn't care about in the first place

Here are more things I don't like about English class:

Here are some suggestions on how to improve English class:

Don't pick your favorite books, pick books that students might enjoy
Don't overanalyse every aspect of this book - sometimes the author is not using a metaphor
More science fiction books!